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THE GREAT BIG BRITISH FAT CATS AND GREEDY DOGS SCANDAL For once, it seems individuals in parliament cannot be blamed for the way British pet owners overfeed their animals to bursting point. "Pet obesity in the UK, you could say, is at epidemic proportions. Nearly 50% of dogs and cats in this country are overweight, and 15% of these are clinically obese." Andrew Wilson, Orchard Veterinary Centre.
Heart complaints, diabetes and arthritis are just some of the health problems associated with pets carrying excess weight. Lack of exercise and poor diet can also result in a shortened life-span for man's favourite friends. Despite this, there are some owners who don't seem to be taking obesity in their animals seriously. Animals are piling on the pounds in all the wrong places. Some websites glorify fat pets, and make a virtue out of their cuddliness and cuteness. To make things worse, we're effectively killing our pets with kindness. The Pet Health Council recommends the following action: 1. check the ideal weight for your pet with your vet; 2. take action if your pet is heavier than its ideal weight by 15%. 3. check for a sagging stomach and bulging sides; 4. if you can't feel your pet's ribs, this may be a sign that they're overweight; 5. breathlessness and reluctance to take exercise are good indicators of an overweight pet. [source BBC Inside Out] OBESITY IN HOUSES OF PARLIEMENT? READ THE RIPPED HEADLINE FROM THE TEA MUSK TIMES Heavyweight politicians, many of whom may have visited the "trough" of their free meal allowances a little to often, have refused to take the new "FAT PET" test. The general feeling among MPs is that; "A few tasty treats never did anyone any harm"! "Throw me a BONE sometime", seems to be the reply from the Great British Public. Gormless Gordon says; "I eats, I drinks, I gets fat and I falls over; I'm awright JACK". You may think your own pet is treated extremely well, and even pampered, but some pet owners take things to extremes. Read about how some of the most privileged pets live their lives. |
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History of Ask Jack's Forum Failure The Ask Jack web site started life about eight years ago using basic discussion forum software. The idea was that people could actually "ask a human" to get simple answers for difficult questions. Even at that early stage of the Internet's development, there was a lot of "forum spamming" or people posting messages solely consisting of links back to dubious web sites. Quite a few questions were asked and answered during that period but it took an incredible amount of time and resources to ensure timely and accurate replies. Eventually, the shear drudgery of deleting spam got to much and the forum was closed down. I guess for an online forum to be really successful requires a certain "type" or number of visitors that either ask the questions or are willing to take part in and encourage discussions maybe even volunteer to act as moderators. |
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| Raining Satellite Bits and Bobs 22nd Feb 2008 | | Today's "Ripped Headline" from www.teamusk.com deals with the successful shooting down of a US satellite. Unfortunately, verious bits of the satellite will "float around" in the high atmousphere for up-to 45 days before falling back to earth. Quite how dangerous this will be for humans, livestock and property has yet to be calculated. Let's all hope, it's not another "turkey" to add to the President's collection! Direct link to the headline image: http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-satellite-rain.gif | |
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Posted 21 Feb 2008 | |  Today's Tea Musk Ripped Headline deals with the vexing problem of the G Spot or as it is often called "The Female Pleasure Zone". This is the text used in the headline: Hardened Italian Stallions Volunteer for G Spot ResearchItalian researcher Emmanuele Jannini, says, "YES, the G spot does exist", British New Scientist reports. Jannini tested just twenty women using an ultrasound scan to locate the fabled and elusive pleasure spot. Women who do not have a G spot should not despair, according to the New Scientist report. Experienced Italian G Spot researchers, living in Great Britain, have volunteered their services to confirm Jannini's belief that the G spot is missing in British women who don't experience vaginal orgasm. Tory Leader Rejects G Spot Tax Policy A puritan pleasure tax may be an option under a future Tory government's secret agenda Here is a direct link to the headline image: http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-g-spot.gifWrite your own spoof headline based on real news headlines at www.teamusk.com
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The Department of Health recently released figures show that people who are on incapacity benefit for one year are likely to stay there for eight years. Once they have been "on-the-sick" for two years or more, they are more likely to die or retire than work again. Health Secretary Alan Johnson seems to have taken up the battle against "The Great British Work Shy Sick" as he has compared GB (not Gormless Gordon - Great Briton) unfavourably with the rest of Europe yet again. Perhaps Alan Johnson is angling for a new cabinet post of "Secretary for Death" which, I guess would give him the acronym: SOD (off) Johnson... as he is already known at most outside smoking venues of empty, near bankrupt pubs and clubs. The real question is why people are not being treated quickly and effectively by the NHS or do doctors simple give up on the sick and vulnerable in our society after one year? Seems to me, tax payers money would be better spent treating sick people than demonising them through the press and media. The Tea Musk Times Ripped Headline for Today |
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| Destinations - European Destinations | | Written by Passepartout | The cathedral city of Peterborough is situated on the River Nene, in a notoriously flat and low-lying area that in some places lies below sea level. The area known as the Fens falls to the east of Peterborough.
Whether your interests are sightseeing, stately homes, shopping, history, river trips, markets, entertainment, activities, sports, events or eating out, Peterborough has something for all tastes and ages. There are acres of green open spaces, lakes and riverside parkland, a wide choice of places to eat, a thriving nightlife and a lively arts scene. Peterborough enjoys a a full programme of events both national and international, including the annual East of England Show, Peterborough Festival and CAMRA beer festival, the UKs biggest undercover beer festival, which takes place on the river embankment at the end of August each year. | | Read more... | | | Destinations - European Destinations | | Written by Passepartout | Nestled in the Fen countryside of East Cambridgeshire, the historic city of Ely is home to one of the most magnificent cathedrals in England, and makes an ideal day visit or short break location. Situated on the River Great Ouse, Ely was an island and a significant port until the 18th century when the Fens were drained, leaving it high and dry. The name itself means 'eel island', and certainly the low lying fens were historically very marshy and rich in eels - it's even been claimed that, during the 11th century, monks of the town would use eels as currency to pay their taxes!
Today, the city is very attractive, retaining many historic buildings with its winding shopping streets. From the lovely riverside you can enjoy a boat trip, leisurely riverside walks, explore the many cafes and antique shops, visit the Babylon Art Gallery or listen to music in Jubilee Gardens.
Whether it is a tranquil, peaceful retreat you are looking for or an inspiring, invigorating visit then the tiny but bustling city of Ely has it all! | | Read more... | | | Destinations - European Destinations | | Written by Passepartout | History and heritage or culture and vibrancy, the contemporary cathedral city of Lincoln is one of the UK’s Top 10 favourite cities. Lincoln has so much to offer you will be spoilt for choice. As well as all the historical sites there are parklands and open spaces to enjoy a relaxing stroll. Numerous cafes, bars and restaurants provide a range of menus including some of the favourite local food. Enjoy a traditional English tea at one of the tea shops. Visit the annual Christmas market for some traditional Christmas gifts. Lincoln is a compact city so everything is accessible on foot. Enjoy!
Arrival and Information Both Lincoln's train station , on St Mary's Street, and its bus station , close by off Norman Street, are located "Down hill" in the city centre. From either, it's a steep, twenty-minute walk to the cathedral, which can also be reached by city bus or (depending on the success of various trials) an electric "people carrier". There are two tourist offices . One is in the shopping centre on The Cornhill, close to the train and bus stations (Easter-Sept Mon-Thurs 9.30am-5.30pm, Fri 9.30am-5pm, Sat 10am-5pm; Oct-Easter same days, but closes 4pm; tel 01522/579056, ), the other is at 9 Castle Hill, between the cathedral and the castle (same hours; tel 01522/529828, ). Both have a useful range of literature on Lincoln and its surroundings, take bookings for guided tours of the city, and operate an accommodation-booking service. | | Read more... |
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It seems the format war over next-generation DVDs between Sony, in the Blu-ray corner, and Toshiba, in the HD DVD camp, may be over, meaning consumers seeking sharper movies on high-definition DVDs no longer have to choose between rival incompatible formats and run the risk of being stuck with a 21st century equivalent of Betamax -- Sony's videotape technology that lost out to VHS in the 1980s. As long as there's been technology, there's been competing standards, right from George Stephenson and Isambard Kingdom Brunel promoting different rail gauges in the early days of the railways and onwards to the present day, when 'format wars' in media distribution are commonplace. |
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The AskJack web site "lives and breaths" only because of revenue generated through on screen advertising. AskJack's primary source of context adverts is Google Adwords and Mirago PPC search results displayed using the AskJack Research Tool: www.askjack.co.uk/search/london+nightclubs a very quick way to get filtered search results and further research options. Results from in-depth research and development by 32 Corners Ltd (owners of AJ) carried out during the last year, has revealed a certain distaste for "in-your-face" advertisements and a certain blindness to text ads by a significant percentage of visitors. The evidence for this can be calculated through failing revenues and less time being spent on information pages. A survey of fifty regular Internet users found that these are three most hated forms of online advertising: - Floating ad layers that mask the important page information and require a click to close the ad. Often this will trigger a "pop-under" new web page to open in the background.
- Pop-under or pop-over pages opening as new browser windows.
- Animated banners flashing at a frequency rate that could cause headaches or epileptic fits.
Making Money Online Can be Hard Work for Ardvarks Most people contact in the survey didn't seem to mind some advertising being displayed in a web page, providing it didn't overwhelm the content and was at least relevant to the information being presented. Blinkx.com, the online video search engine has a PPC program similar to the contextual ad system used by Adsense Video. Blinkx claim to be able to deliver ads that match video content in a non intrusive way. It is up-to the web site owner to make sure videos that any displayed videos are actually relevant to page content. This article aims to explore the way Blikx ads actually work, the set-up process and ways to make additional revenue. |
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The Reason Why - I Don't Like Being Bullied by Moronic Joomla "Experts"
A couple of weeks ago I posted a question to one of the many Joomla help forums:
"Is it possible to develop Joomla templates using Microsoft FrontPage as the main WYSIWYG editor? Does anyone have any helpful tips or suggestions to help with this project?"
Well, to my dismay I was bombarded with "flame" after "flame" replies in the forum. It seems there's a lot of Joomla designers out there who absolutely HATE the idea of Microsoft, Microsoft FrontPage, HTML table code and (in there esteemed, unenlightened opinion) ANYONE stupid enough to consider building a Joomla template using ANY Microsoft product.
I replied to first person's vile response by explaining that I have been using FP for over twelve years. I know it has limitations and faults. However, it was one of the first programs that allowed web developers to actually see what the web page under development actually looks like while data was being inputted. This speeded up the whole development process and probably aided the growth of the Internet as a whole. FrontPage was designed to interact with all of the Microsoft Office Programs and that probably accounts for many of the perceived bugs user often come up against.
This (reasonable and polite) comment was met with absolute derision and outright hostility by many of the forum members. Not only did the forum replies become far more abusive, someone also did a bit of research and found my email address. They then began an email spam campaign of such intensity that I had to close the email account down.
So be warned; so called "Joomla Support Forums" can be dangerous places to ask innocent questions about FrontPage, unless you intend to trash the software and anyone using it.
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Although Microsoft discontinued FrontPage in 2006, replacing it with Microsoft SharePoint Designer and Microsoft Expression Web, there are still very many people using the older software both professionally and personally to build their websites. It will probably be several years yet FrontPage-designed websites disappear completely from the ever-changing face of the internet. The tips below are for FrontPage 2000, but the list of links at the end gives resources offering useful tips and tricks for other FP versions too. |
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