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Stupid Prime (almost) Minister Waiting to Takeover?

Written by Jack C Tickler   

What's New...

Well, a very Stupid Prime (almost) Minister (SPaM) is waiting to takeover. A relatively small event has the power to tell a bigger truth about a politician...

Bike menace David Cameron (weak leader of the Conservative Party) faces a humiliating lecture from police over his hazardous cycling after the UK based Daily Mirror filmed him riding to work and breaking 4 road laws along the way.

Police branded him "a very stupid fellow". Tory binger and bungler Boris Johnson (prospective Mayor of London) fired a bum blast at his own boss. Boris's criticism will be just as shaming for Berk on a Bike Cameron.

Scotland Yard is stunned by his reaction and shocking lack of road sense.

Buggeration-Over-a-Bike-Ride

Dave does Boris a favour? - Boris stuffs Dave...

Hopefully, they BOTH bugger off before they have the chance to bugger everything beyond recovery.

Boris Bugger Dave

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A Very Stupid Prime Minister is Waiting

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Written by Jack C Tickler

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What's New...

Well, a very Stupid Prime (almost) Minister (SPaM) is waiting to takeover. A relatively small event has the power to tell a bigger truth about a politician...

Bike menace David Cameron (weak leader of the Conservative Party) faces a humiliating lecture from police over his hazardous cycling after the UK based Daily Mirror filmed him riding to work and breaking 4 road laws along the way.

Police branded him "a very stupid fellow". Tory binger and bungler Boris Johnson (prospective Mayor of London) fired a bum blast at his own boss. Boris's criticism will be just as shaming for Berk on a Bike Cameron.

Scotland Yard is stunned by his reaction and shocking lack of road sense.

Buggeration-Over-a-Bike-Ride

Dave does Boris a favour? - Boris stuffs Dave...

Hopefully, they BOTH bugger off before buggering everything beyond recovery.

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Barmy Army is Burnt, Blistered butt Bugger Them In Wellington

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Written by Jack C Tickler

Burnt, Blistered and Buggered - The Barmy Army Skulks into Wellington

Match Status:England won by 126 runs

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Phil Long's blog (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tms/phil_long/) makes depressing reading for any English cricket fan with the fifth day Seddon Park massacre still fresh in their memories... It seems that not only were the team under prepared, the supporters were also woefully lacking in basic self preservation:

"The sunburn to the shins and feet of one supporter (who shall remain nameless!) on that first day were so bad he had to be taken, hobbling, to A&E at a Hamilton hospital to have the burns dressed and then redressed on subsequent days."

As Phil might say, "It's not the first time England have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory".

The Tea Musk Times confidently predicts a comprehensive victory for England at Wellington. After all; the English (barmy army) HAVE to be "burnt, blistered and buggered" before they really try to win!

Match Status:

England won by 126 runs

Phil's blog is worth reading:

"As I made the eight-hour journey from Hamilton to Wellington by coach yesterday such was the peeling skin on the arms and faces of some of the England supporters onboard I thought I'd accidently stumbled onto a walk-on addition for The Singing Detective!"

I guess the "buggers" march on... good stuff!

Good information presented with a sense of humour.

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War Cost More... a LOT More

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Written by Jack C Tickler

The costs of military operations in Afghanistan and Iraq DURING 2008 are likely to almost double to £3.3bn.

Armed Forces Minister Bob Ainsworth told the BBC: "The threat changes... We have to stay ahead of the enemy as much as we can and that's not cheap."

Liberal Democrat defence spokesman Nick Harvey said: "This clearly shows how the Iraq war is continuing
to bleed our finances dry, leaving soldiers in Afghanistan overstretched and under-equipped."

Yet More Money "Down the Crapper" - An American BILLION is 1 THOUSAND MILLION - A British BILLION
is 1 MILLION, MILLION... I wonder which BILLION the BBC is reporting?

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