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If you've ever taken part in online forum discussions, you will have probably found that discussion threads can often swirl out-of-control. I recently posted this short poem in the Article Friendly technical support forum, where, I'm proud to be a Moderator ;) http://www.articlefriendly.com/forum/ What's wrong with the world? A VERY short poem about CSS: ****** CSS Bollixs There was a time when tables ruled...
But; along came Bushie, and he found it crude.
Time will tell;
CSS is really one step from HELL!
Bushie's not a prude
For sure; he knows
"Jack" is typing this in the "NUDE" ****** Bushie is my Australian "mate" and a "CSS Code Warrior"; we work on a web site development project at: http://www.ineedtoknowabout.info/ it's a Joomla based web and uses inline frames to display our various article directories. Seems to be working OK and the site has started to get popular. Anyway, it seems my lame attempted at poetry has been taken literally and now people think I actually DO TYPE IN THE NUDE!! I even had a private message asking for my web cam address... strewth, I was trying to get the whole thing to rhyme. Thinking to have a bit of fun, I researched "nude typeface" and to my astonishment found a wealth of information. It seems people have been using text and letter combinations to send sexy messages for many centuries. Indeed, prior to the Internet Emoticons these old snail mail written and printed Eroticons were all the rage, used by Kings, Queens and even Lord Byron. In the old days a simple combination was used to great effect (|) it seems Victorian's used this to signify a female body part... you'll have to use your imagination. I found these examples of modern day keyboard eroticons: Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Fake silicone breasts ($)($) Use the link below to view a banner, typed IN THE NUDE...
This is what I meant by: "typing in the nude"
 The banner above was created by mashing-up a few letters from Rowland Scherman's "Love Letters" http://typographica.org/001085.php
I'm sure Rowland won't mind the use of his "Nude Eye Chart" to compile the banner.So, if I'm ever asked if I can type in the nude; the answer will have to be YES! Following further replies to my poem and my new found fame as the "Nude Typist", things got even sillier with a slanderous suggestion that not only do I type in the nude, but I also wear ladies panties on my head! Aussies have a weird sense of humour. So, I did a bit more research and found this amazing story: Miss frillyfrocks' Trapped in Their Panties ~ Chapter 1
"OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS?!" I tore the panties from my head and saw her there five feet from me in the door, looking me up and down. I panicked. ... Well, that's enough of that, believe me; you'll need a few {_}]'s to read the full story. I can assure EVERYONE that I NEVER wear panties on my head! *** addon *** I just happened to find this site while researching an entirely different subject: | this is pantsonhead.com Welcome to pantsonhead.com - the thing that is beauty to all that behold her. The wearing of pants on one's head is the most liberating of experiences. We recommend you try it at the earliest opportunity. Better yet, take a photo and send it in for our gallery. |
why pants?
In countries like USA, Australia and New Zealand, the word pants is commonly used to refer to trousers. But in England, pants are underpants. It doesn't matter if they're boxers, briefs or Y-fronts. So that's why we're called pantsonhead.com (and because underpantsonhead.com just doesn't sound as good). Check out the gallery; there's LOADS of Aussies wearing the wife's pants!! LOL *** end addon *** Here's an ArticleJackC post from a chap that IS into panties in a big way. Why Lace May Be The Favorite Part Of Lingerie
| | ARTICLE SUMMARY: There is a reason that most lingerie features lace, it is seen as extremely sexy by women as well as men. In the lingerie industry the fabric is used in many different styles and designs and it doesn't matter if the piece is all lace or just has lace accents it is sexy all the same. By : Gregg Hall 
Submitted 2007-07-22 06:58:12 |
There is a reason that most lingerie features lace, it is seen as extremely sexy by women as well as men. In the lingerie industry the fabric is used in many different styles and designs and it doesn't matter if the piece is all lace or just has lace accents it is sexy all the same. Those who are lovers of lace might have a hard time finding lace lingerie that is sexy and attractive and yet still soft and non scratchy too. If you choose lace that comes from synthetic fibers it will not feel nearly as good as lace from silk. Silk is the only fiber of which lace is made that is not scratchy. Lace from synthetic fibers may be cheaper but you will pay for it by having your delicate areas become tender due to the irritation from this type of material.
It pays to be choosy when you are looking for these lacy lingerie garments so that they are sexy but yet comfortable and practical so that it isn't chafing you and rubbing you.
If you can't afford true silk lace but can't afford it try to go with other options like satin sheer or nude. What this allows you to do is keep your skin against the softer material but still enjoy the lace and there are hundreds of different types of lingerie that feature lace without having it chafing your tender areas. Some of the better choices include chemises and negligees that have satin at the bust area and lace straps. You can also find teddies that have sheer or lace on the sides of the bust. If all types of lace lingerie tends to irritate your skin then try to find lingerie made of silk or satin that features silk or satin with trim of lace at the neck area or on the legs.
One thing you can do if you have lace lingerie that you really want to wear but it irritates you, try this little trick. Fill a sink with hot water and hot water and a lot of fabric softener and leave it soaking for twenty four hours. You may want to keep refilling the water so that it stays as hot possible for the best results. This process will make the fabric limber and take out the itchy and scratchy feeling that most lace has. You may have to repeat this process a couple of times per week before the lace is soft enough.
For most, lace is one of the most desirable features in lingerie but for a lot of people it can be very irritating if it is worn for long periods of time. If you simply must have lace, spend the money and go with silk. This will give you the best in comfort and control plus it will give you a sexy feeling and you will be able to wear it for a long time. | Author Resource:- Gregg Hall is an author living in Navarre Beach Florida. Find more about lingerie as well as sexy lingerie at http://www.lingerie-plus-more.com
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